Instructions:
Go to and www.urbandictionary.com, type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results. (from Binibining punkista)
1. Your Name: ********
1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that ********* sits atop of.
2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, ****** is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.
"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as ********."
---> akong-ako tlga!haha!
**********
Hebrew meaning "like God"...*******'s are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all ******'s have similar noses.
eg.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named *******
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."
--->ok na sana yung meaning biglang sa example..awts!hahaha!
2. Age: 23
The greatest number of all time.
Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
--->haha!kakatawa yung #4..andame pa nito e TOP5 lang un kinuha ko ^_^
3. What you should be doing: Studying
a.) An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
b.) a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.
I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit
c.) A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.
Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.
--->naks!mas gusto ko yung huli!panalong- panalo sa PNC!lalo na sa department namin!haha!
4. Favorite color: Lavender
a.) Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.
"Dude, is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy?" "Yeah, he's a little lavender."
b.) A term used by people to describe relatives or friends that have strayed from the beaten path.
Woman #1-How is Jane doing?
Woman #2-She is really struggling to stay on her feet...she is obviously the lavender child in our family.
--->kulet tlga!haha!
5. Favorite number/s: 16
a.) Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
b.) The age of consent in most countries.
When cherry's are red they're ripe for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ripe for fucking.
--->grabe!haha!tsktsk!
6. Month of your birthday: October
a.) the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.
b.) NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!
--->parang magkakakonek,ah!tsktsk!haha!
7. One of your nicknames: Mitch
a.) Males that work for female bosses. A professional male bitch.
I feel like some coffee. "Hey Mitch, fetch me some coffee" she yelled to her male assistant from her corner office.
b.) One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.
John: Did you see that guy Mitch?
Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.
c.)
1. a man bitch, man+bitch=mitch
2. generally just an bitchy male
"that guy is such a mitch"
--->that explains my nickname!haha!^_^
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